What’s that? A contest in the air? OK gang you’re competing for a prize, and a job.

The prize is a 1byone SuperSpeed Aluminum USB 3.0 4-Port Hub, the job is to write a short review about it sometime after you get it and test it out.

Obviously I can’t hold you to writing something up about it, but I would appreciate it.

Your job for the next two weeks (we’re announcing winners on 4/1/16, and no, this isn’t a setup for a massive joke,) is to post something funny below in the comments sections. You can enter three times per day.

Oh also, if it’s psycho busy at work as it was on our last announcement date, winners will be selected the following day.

If you refer someone and they mention your name, you get three more entries.

If you’re one of the people who signed up to be a reviewer and you win, I’m holding you to reviewing the product. If you’re not, I’ll just make a voodoo doll out of you if you don’t send me a review.

Please keep in mind I do not need your info other than your Disqus profile needs to have an email address that you can be contacted at if you’re a winner. If I can’t contact you via that I’ll post a reply to your winning entry and if you don’t reply to that with some way to contact you I’ll give it to someone else.

Winners will get a code that works on Amazon. As I understand it if you’re Prime this means you get the thing free, if you’re not you might need to buy something else to get free shipping. Sorry, I’ve been Prime for two years for work and don’t even know the cutoff shipping costs these days.

Now, if you want to help the site, please get people to enter this contest. You’ll help yourself if they mention your name.

Please remember which contest you’re entering in as there’s going to be another one going up in a few minutes as well with a different prize and expiration date and rules for entry.

Make funny below! (or buy it here)