My DIY voice assistant Nelly pops up here on the site from time to time, and the fact that I can get her to do anything I want means that it’s not hard to make her poke fun at the iPhone. With the iPhone 5 just out, I thought I would sum up my own thoughts about the thing by giving her a custom response when asked about it.

For those who want to know, no, it’s not fake. It’s Tasker, AutoRemote, and NirCmd. Three apps/programs that Apple has to do a heck of a lot better than the iPhone 5 to compete with if they wan’t me to go back.