1byone 9000mAh 12V Multi-Function Smart Portable Car Jump Starter Powerbank for Smartphones & Digital DevicesSorry for the delay – winners should have been announced yesterday, but due to lack of sleep, being in a nearly dead cell area all day, and otherwise life, things ended up a little delayed.

Someone has moved the great dartboard of choice at work, so winners are being picked using an excel spreadsheet and a random number seed based on the contents of the fark and CNN main pages.

OK, the winners are

  • Kim McMunn
  • Patrick Holloway
  • Kenneth Eisen
  • OctaneZ
  • Kishan Patel

OctaneZ, for some reason Disqus didn’t transfer your email over, so just comment below if you would and I’ll shoot you an email.

All the rest of you, check your email in a bit, and check your spam folders as I think the message I’m going to email you sounds spammy. There will be instructions on how to redeem the codes I’m sending you. Well, hopefully…